Tuesday, June 28, 2005

The term "RAG HEADS" is a no-no

"RAG HEADS"

Recently I received a warning about the use of this politically incorrect term, so please note, we all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words.

I have been informed the Islamic terrorists, who hate our guts and want to kill us, do not like to be called "Rag Heads", since the item they wear on their heads is not actually a rag, but in fact, a small folded sheet.

Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as "Little Sheet Heads."

Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter.

expletives are a no-no

Terrorism is a sign of the times but thankfully not so much so that we are not fazed by it. We are, and it is for this reason that if we were to witness a terrorist act that we may use an expletive such as, "Holy S***!!!" However, we must remember to maintain our composure at all times especially during such stressful situations. So, if you must express yourself verbally, please use the follwing, "Holy Shiite!!!"

-j